Help sway your diver past obstacles and into air pockets in this simple yet incredibly addictive highscore game. On the way down, boost your score by picking up lost treasure but be warned! If your little guy hits too many mines or runs out of air, he might not be around long enough to see the bottom!
Story
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Looking for talented diver to explore the open ocean so we don't have to. Swim in areas no one has ever swam before. Recommended that applicant likes water and has an aversion to old naval mines. Suit included. Diver will be billed for its rental at a later date. Experience not necessary. Pay will be considered. Benefits will not. Pioneers & Pirates Inc is an established treasure hunting business that still can't seem to hire a proper web guy. Heres to hoping this gets posted in the right place…
If any of this interests you, APPLY NOW!
Features
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- Tilt your iphone to move your diver away from danger.
- Random obstacles and pickups make for a different descent every time!
- Meeting sets of goals will net you a promotion and improve your score.
- Speed based on skill so go as fast as you dare!
- Endless highscore gameplay.
Applicants who need not apply
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- Applicants who need a well lit enviroment to be productive.
- Applicants who's immediate family was put in danger by water, mines, fishies, or some combination of the three.
- Applicants who think inanimate objects may not quite be inanimate. Looking at you George.
- Applicants who are drawn to unsurvivable circumstances or like constructing such circumstances.
- Applicants with a death wish or self-destructive urges.
- Applicants uncomfortable working in confined environments.
- Applicants that may take issue with spending indefinite time periods submerged.
- Applicants who's friends or acquantances would declare as "not being fully there", "not the sharpest tool in the shed", or "clearly crazy." That is assuming said applicant has any friends or acquantances to make such remarks in the first place.
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If you've actually read this far, you seem more than competent for this job. You actually might be overqualified. Keep up the good work, new guy!
Any questions, suggestions, or just bugs, please send them my way at : manoverboardcontact at gmail dot com